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cosmictier:

redeadlauren:

Wait….image

is that….
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it can’t be…
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no..!!!
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THAT’S A MOTHER FUCKING SCALEMATE I’M DONE

wait but can we just note that this is a black scalemate - which isn’t one of the colors Whatpumpkin sells

one of these dweebs made their own scalemate

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rafi-dangelo:

Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same response, then I have failed as a parent.
Who is this woman and can I send her a thank-you gift basket and a Black Parenting Award?  This is why it is imperative that we teach our children real history outside of textbooks constructed by, written for, and approved by white men whose re-telling of history conveniently glosses over atrocities and minimizes suffering.
"bold new idea"
I want to go to that school and set fire to every history book in the building.

rafi-dangelo:

Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same response, then I have failed as a parent.

Who is this woman and can I send her a thank-you gift basket and a Black Parenting Award?  This is why it is imperative that we teach our children real history outside of textbooks constructed by, written for, and approved by white men whose re-telling of history conveniently glosses over atrocities and minimizes suffering.

"bold new idea"

I want to go to that school and set fire to every history book in the building.

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theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

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juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…

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tamorapierce:

akatonbo:

baital:

transsamwinchester:

transsamwinchester:

please watch this cat talking to her babies

if any of my posts deserved to get a lot of notes its this one

This was all I needed today. Thank you, Tumblr.

I want a kitten!

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cakejealousy:

OKAY SO I GOT A BOOKLET FOR MY JAPANESE CLASS 

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AND IT’S SOME PRETTY SIMPLE STUFF JUST SOME VOCABULARY FOR THINGS IN YOUR ROOM 

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BUT THENimage

AND IT KEEPS

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GETTING BETTERimage

(Source: makisshimas, via the-rogue-0f-light)

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torea-dumbass:

pale-fruity-absolution:

When the final upd8 happens:

Tag your spoilers

TAG YOUR SPOILERS

T A G Y O U R S P O I L E R S

…please. Not everyone will be able to read the update before we inevitably crash the internet. Don’t be an ass. Tag your spoilers.

#hs spoilers

#homestuck spoilers

#upd8

#gigaupdate

#hsgigapause spoilers

…whatever u gotta do

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conscientiouscoattwirling:

i love everything rolf says

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joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)

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goingdownonmaryjane:

I’ve just eaten but now im hungry again

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