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johngam:

In honor of Paradox Space, I present to you Canon Nannasprite

johngam:

In honor of Paradox Space, I present to you Canon Nannasprite

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19 clowns | 2 hours ago

snake-time:

wesleylock:

Please sub or share! (or at least read)

  Hello to all my followers, as you may or may not know I have a youtube channel dedicated to the awareness of wild animals as well as care of captive reptiles. I have just reached 200,000 views and have recently become a youtube partner. My goal is simple, I want to make a nature show, the kind that has been lost to us in the large media like Animal Planet and Discovery Channel. 

I plan on makinga web-show for the purpose of displaying the beauty and wonder of animals, not like the sensationalist scare tactics used by the media but back to what we grew up with as kids. The real, honest nature shows where a guy goes into the woods, holds up a lizard, and proceeds to turn into a nine year old at the fair gushing about his love for this animal. I am completely free of any ties to public sponsors and my only goal is simply getting you closer to animals and sharing them with people. 

   I am really just starting out but I love making these short films and with your support I will be able to make more. 

   Each view helps me fund more adventures and bring footage of wildlife closer to people around the world. 

Please subscribe and share if this is something you support.

thank you -Wes. 

Here is a link to the channel- https://www.youtube.com/user/spikedlizardman

Lets support a fellow tumblr user! Go subscribe~

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496 clowns | 2 hours ago
fairysharkmother:

theshiningwitch:

Today is a horrible day.
 Monday 4/21/2014, I was suspended from my very new job as a full time infant teacher after finding out that my physical was declared failed. Why was it failed? The picture above shows you. I was failed on my work physical for self harm scars that occured about 7-10 years ago when I was going through major abuse, loss, and other related events with my family.
I am NOT looking for pity, I am looking for help. This puts me out of a job, this puts me out of money and like any college student trying to make it on their own, I can’t be in this situation. I have bills to pay and I have to support myself, which I can’t do presently because of a faulty failed physical.
The doctor stated to me clearly he didn’t think I was capable of working with children or that should be working with children with these scars on my arms. He then failed my physical. I am attending college currently specifically for this career in Childcare. I am hurt, disgusted, and angry by all of this. This has reopened wounds and memories I’ve had tucked away for years and on top of it all, the career I’ve been striving for and will CONTINUE to strive for has been snatched away from me on bullshit terms.
If ANYONE, and I’m begging everyone on tumblr right now, if anyone can help me then please PRIVATE MESSAGE me. I am looking for legal advice and need to know what steps I can take. I am looking for ANYTHING to make sure I can secure myself in case I can’t find another full time job before bills become due again and I start getting hungry with only a dollar for food.
If you cannot give me advice or point me in the right direction there is one very important thing you can do for me. Just to give me one last hope and chance.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. I need to get attention on this before it gets swept under the rug. So please. Reblog. Post to facebook. Post anywhere. Just link it back to my blog.
I need your help. PLEASE.

M.O.D. is reaching out a helping hand to a fellow pagan in need! He feels terrible about this, since he was a self harmer and he also works with children. Momma and he aren’t very privy with legal matters, but someone, PLEASE help this person if you can!!!!

fairysharkmother:

theshiningwitch:

Today is a horrible day.

 Monday 4/21/2014, I was suspended from my very new job as a full time infant teacher after finding out that my physical was declared failed. Why was it failed? The picture above shows you. I was failed on my work physical for self harm scars that occured about 7-10 years ago when I was going through major abuse, loss, and other related events with my family.

I am NOT looking for pity, I am looking for help. This puts me out of a job, this puts me out of money and like any college student trying to make it on their own, I can’t be in this situation. I have bills to pay and I have to support myself, which I can’t do presently because of a faulty failed physical.

The doctor stated to me clearly he didn’t think I was capable of working with children or that should be working with children with these scars on my arms. He then failed my physical. I am attending college currently specifically for this career in Childcare. I am hurt, disgusted, and angry by all of this. This has reopened wounds and memories I’ve had tucked away for years and on top of it all, the career I’ve been striving for and will CONTINUE to strive for has been snatched away from me on bullshit terms.

If ANYONE, and I’m begging everyone on tumblr right now, if anyone can help me then please PRIVATE MESSAGE me. I am looking for legal advice and need to know what steps I can take. I am looking for ANYTHING to make sure I can secure myself in case I can’t find another full time job before bills become due again and I start getting hungry with only a dollar for food.

If you cannot give me advice or point me in the right direction there is one very important thing you can do for me. Just to give me one last hope and chance.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. I need to get attention on this before it gets swept under the rug. So please. Reblog. Post to facebook. Post anywhere. Just link it back to my blog.

I need your help. PLEASE.

M.O.D. is reaching out a helping hand to a fellow pagan in need!

 He feels terrible about this, since he was a self harmer and he also works with children. Momma and he aren’t very privy with legal matters, but someone, PLEASE help this person if you can!!!!

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3344 clowns | 2 hours ago

gayyourlifemustbe:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

THERE IS A GOD

I can see clearly now the rain has gone

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162053 clowns | 2 hours ago

cryptictheorist413:

digitallyimpaired:

everythingstuck:

imageimageimageimageimageimage

FEFERI GET OUTTA MY LAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMETIMES I TAKE A LOOK INTO THE PAST

this is too perfect…

(via xagave)

19197 clowns | 2 hours ago

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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486297 clowns | 3 hours ago
yomoko:

this happened

yomoko:

this happened

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18032 clowns | 3 hours ago
wwhat-do-wwe-havve-here:

q-dormir:

where can I buy this kind of gummy

making these omfg 

wwhat-do-wwe-havve-here:

q-dormir:

where can I buy this kind of gummy

making these omfg 

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9809 clowns | 3 hours ago

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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150289 clowns | 3 hours ago

ed-double-d-n-eddy:

A reverse psychology lesson with Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

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495 clowns | 3 hours ago
iampickledtink:

totallynotbarrett:

professorsethdoesitagain:

thehattedmistress:

mendaciousmind:

dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

caitsmile:

tenstimelady:
from one insomniac to the next
this shit will put you out
there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things
apparently they’re all psychological except this one
but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works
the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes
really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.

I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

I see these at the grocery store sometimes.
Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

ATTENTION ATTENTION
The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.
Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.
IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.
Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

I freakin’ love these things. The Bliss one works wonders with stress too <3

iampickledtink:

totallynotbarrett:

professorsethdoesitagain:

thehattedmistress:

mendaciousmind:

dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

caitsmile:

tenstimelady:

from one insomniac to the next

this shit will put you out

there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things

apparently they’re all psychological except this one

but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works

the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes

really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.


I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

I see these at the grocery store sometimes.

Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

ATTENTION ATTENTION


The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.

Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.

IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.

Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

I freakin’ love these things. The Bliss one works wonders with stress too <3

(via thetremblingofmyhand)

136929 clowns | 3 hours ago

mangochannel:

catbountry:

bogleech:

IT’S A HUMMINGBEE

These are BEE FLIES!

Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!

Simultaneously adorable and insidious!

fairy types.

(Source: cortem1, via thetremblingofmyhand)

165755 clowns | 3 hours ago
thelesbianguide:

n-a-blue-box:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

reblogging for my trip lol


For those of you travelling to pride parades/festivals this summer.

thelesbianguide:

n-a-blue-box:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

reblogging for my trip lol

For those of you travelling to pride parades/festivals this summer.

(Source: neverforget14, via kittydirk)

125486 clowns | 3 hours ago
winnieeffingrocks:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

Imagine messing around with people with this thing.All those times you thought someone was calling your name.?

winnieeffingrocks:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts
 (Source)

Imagine messing around with people with this thing.
All those times you thought someone was calling your name.?

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10789 clowns | 4 hours ago
iamoceanic:

Law enforcement in Florida summed up in a single gif

iamoceanic:

Law enforcement in Florida summed up in a single gif

(Source: simpsons-latino, via herowithashotgun)

14138 clowns | 4 hours ago