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sxae:

i’m terribly sorry, because I know this isn’t as good as the other one :(

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invisiblyfancy:

r0s3m4ry:

quietlynonlinear:

When The Old Gods Return.

i thought these were real pictures at first

This is what art is supposed to look like

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whitebeltwriter:

leslieknope-s:

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This needs more notes

whitebeltwriter:

leslieknope-s:

[x]

This needs more notes

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44405 clowns | 7 hours ago

ansgar-amergin:

mesovideo:

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

What in the actual fuck

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roachpatrol:

sircuddlebuns:

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okay so what if every time equius accidentally breaks something he feels really guilty and just pretends he doesn’t see it

this is perfect 

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5348 clowns | 7 hours ago

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

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a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

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408191 clowns | 7 hours ago
annile1:

carohoku:

sirsmalldog:

alloutorg:

Tumblr, we need you! A rogue Arizona State representative, John Kavanagh, wants to pass a bill that would thow trans people in jail for using public restrooms. Anyone could be asked for I.D. to “prove” their gender, and if there’s a discrepancy they could face a fine or jailtime.
When asked why the bill targeted trans people, Kavanagh explained that it’s because he thinks “they’re weird.” Outrageous.
We can stop this bill by taking action at www.allout.org/arizona and spreading the word far and wide. Will you help?

well if this is real I could officially be arrested come any holiday when I visit family in phoenix
gotta look this up



But slacktivists never accomplish anything just from the computer, right?

annile1:

carohoku:

sirsmalldog:

alloutorg:

Tumblr, we need you! A rogue Arizona State representative, John Kavanagh, wants to pass a bill that would thow trans people in jail for using public restrooms. Anyone could be asked for I.D. to “prove” their gender, and if there’s a discrepancy they could face a fine or jailtime.

When asked why the bill targeted trans people, Kavanagh explained that it’s because he thinks “they’re weird.” Outrageous.

We can stop this bill by taking action at www.allout.org/arizona and spreading the word far and wide. Will you help?

well if this is real I could officially be arrested come any holiday when I visit family in phoenix

gotta look this up

But slacktivists never accomplish anything just from the computer, right?

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59280 clowns | 7 hours ago

i have no explanation
just take it

i have no explanation

just take it

(Source: kanayamaryam)

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phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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